Pope Abolishes "Limbo" - Saves Millions of Babies' Souls!

Pope Benedict XVI has abolished limbo, i.e. limbus infantium, the place where the souls of unbaptised, stillborn babies go instead of heaven. Apparently, if you were a Catholic baby and hadn't been baptised, up until Friday Oct 6th, you had spent the entirety of your existence in heaven's waiting room.

Hoorah for the pope!